Micro DVD Player Version 0.9 Beta 7 Example INI- and SUB Files |
To help you understand the format and function of INI and SUB (MDVDP Format) files, here are some examples for you!
You can use this INI file structure if you only quickly want to display a subtitle file together with a video file and do not need/want further stuff like Nav Menu, Chapters, Multilanguage etc. The following text is meant for Copy+Paste to your INI file!
[Micro DVD Ini File] ; You can remove all comments (text after a semicolon) if you want! ; Put your video and subtitle file, plus this INI file, in the same directory ; and run the player with the INI file as parameter (MDVDP.EXE TEST.INI e.g.) ; Or run the player, go to MDVD mode, go to Config screen, choose "Run Movie ; from Directory" and choose your INI file. [MAIN] Title=The Matrix ; Your video title goes here [MOVIE] Directory=. ; Means the video file is looked for in the same directory ; as the INI file AVIName=Filename.Ext ; Put your video filename here [SUBTITLES] Directory=. ; Means the subtitle file is looked for in the same directory ; as the INI file 1=ENG English ; Put short and long form of language here File=Filename.Ext ; Put your Subtitle file name here Format=1 ; Put 0 here for MDVDP format, 1 for SubViewer format Lines=3 ; Put maximum number of lines occuring in subtitles here
[Micro DVD Ini File] [MAIN] Title=The Matrix ID=9918D4AE CDNumber=1 [MOVIE] Directory=Video_TS AVIName=VTS_01_1.VOB [MENU] Directory=Menu_TS AVIName=MTS_01_1.VOB StartPage=1 MenuPage=2 ChaptersPage=21 SpecialsPage=11 [SPECIALS] CD=2 1=VTS_02_1.VOB Making the Matrix 2=VTS_02_2.VOB Follow the White Rabbit 3=VTS_02_3.VOB What is Bullet Time 4=VTS_02_4.VOB What is The Concept [CHAPTERS] 1=1008 Trinity in a jam 2=5424 Impossible Pursuit 3=9576 Follow Instructions 4=13992 The Question 5=17232 "They're coming for you" 6=24504 Unable to speak 7=31008 Getting the bug out 8=36984 Morpheus' proposal 9=42912 Down the rabbit hole 10=46656 Slimy rebirth 11=52728 Nebuchadnezzar's crew 12=56688 The real world 13=63864 The search is over 14=67056 Training begins 15=70824 Morpheus/Neo matchup 16=77208 First jump 17=80040 The gatekeepers 18=84912 Running silent and deep 19=91656 Dealing for bliss 20=96576 Off to see the oracle 21=102144 There is no spoon 22=104400 Choices... and a cookie 23=111984 Glitch in the matrix 24=118536 One left behind 25=123624 Heroes unplugged 26=129336 Cypher's burnout 27=131592 Matters of belief 28=140160 Virus to be cured 29=145416 Lobby shooting spree 30=152736 Dodge this 31=154848 Gotcha 32=158112 Rooftop rescue 33=162480 Subway showdown 34=168936 "My name is Neo" 35=170928 Sentines attack 36=176160 "He is the one" 37=180888 Final connections 38=186192 End Credits [PAGE=1] ; Intro Video and Begin of Main Loop BackgroundMode=1 VideoRange=450-2002 VideoLoop=0 JumpAtEnd=2 SelectionAvailable=1 ProhibitSelectionBefore=1164 ; Selection not allowed before the menu is fully visible on screen [SELECTION=1] ; Go to chapters selection Area=336,272-533,291 Action=1 Parameter=20 [SELECTION=2] ; Go to Special Features Area=336,308-532,327 Action=1 Parameter=10 [SELECTION=3] ; No languages and subtitles available: display a message Area=336,343-446,360 Action=4 Parameter=Multiple audio tracks|and subtitles are not|available on this CD. [SELECTION=6] ; Start movie Area=336,379-453,397 Action=2 [PAGE=2] ; Main Menu Loop, same selections as page 1, but looping video CopyFrom=1 BackgroundMode=1 VideoRange=2015-3083 VideoLoop=1 JumpAtEnd=0 SelectionAvailable=1 [PAGE=10] ; Transition to "Special Features" BackgroundMode=1 VideoRange=8612-8679 VideoLoop=0 JumpAtEnd=11 SelectionAvailable=0 ; No selection, plays once and jumps to another page then [PAGE=11] ; Special Features BackgroundMode=2 ; A still picture this time PictureFile=MTS_02_1.jpg SelectionAvailable=1 [SELECTION=1] ; Back to Main Menu Area=176,410-275,427 Action=1 Parameter=2 [SELECTION=2] ; Go to Cast&Crew page Area=174,309-301,328 Action=1 Parameter=30 [SELECTION=3] ; Go to Dreamworld page Area=174,357-350,375 Action=1 Parameter=110 [PAGE=20] ; Transition to Chapters Selection BackgroundMode=1 VideoRange=3097-3154 VideoLoop=0 JumpAtEnd=21 SelectionAvailable=0 [PAGE=21] ; Chapters Page 1 BackgroundMode=1 VideoRange=3217-3946 VideoLoop=0 JumpAtEnd=22 SelectionAvailable=1 [SELECTION=1] ; Start movie at chapter 1 Area=166,96-260,166 Action=3 Parameter=1 [SELECTION=2] ; Start at chapter 2, and so on Area=313,96-410,166 Action=3 Parameter=2 [SELECTION=3] Area=458,96-557,166 Action=3 Parameter=3 [SELECTION=4] Area=168,250-257,320 Action=3 Parameter=4 [SELECTION=5] Area=319,248-407,319 Action=3 Parameter=5 [SELECTION=6] Area=464,252-551,318 Action=3 Parameter=6 [SELECTION=11] ; Start movie at beginning Area=162,408-263,430 Action=2 [SELECTION=12] ; Back to main menu Area=309,409-411,430 Action=1 Parameter=2 [SELECTION=13] ; Start chapter 38 (end credits) Area=456,409-556,430 Action=3 Parameter=38 [SELECTION=21] ; Selections 21-27 choose the 7 chapters pages 21-27 Area=191,384-206,396 Action=1 Parameter=21 [SELECTION=22] Area=237,384-255,396 Action=1 Parameter=22 [SELECTION=23] Area=285,382-310,395 Action=1 Parameter=23 [SELECTION=24] Area=339,382-366,395 Action=1 Parameter=24 [SELECTION=25] Area=397,383-425,394 Action=1 Parameter=25 [SELECTION=26] Area=454,382-479,394 Action=1 Parameter=26 [SELECTION=27] Area=506,384-532,396 Action=1 Parameter=27 [PAGE=22] ; Chapters pages 2-7 are mainly the same as 21, just CopyFrom=21 ; partially differen selection areas, and other chapters of course JumpAtEnd=23 VideoRange=3990-4749 [SELECTION=11] Area=0,0-0,0 ; Set area to 0,0-0,0 to disable a previously defined and copied selection! [SELECTION=13] Area=0,0-0,0 [SELECTION=1] Parameter=7 [SELECTION=2] Parameter=8 [SELECTION=3] Parameter=9 [SELECTION=4] Parameter=10 [SELECTION=5] Parameter=11 [SELECTION=6] Parameter=12 [PAGE=23] CopyFrom=22 JumpAtEnd=24 VideoRange=4760-5519 [SELECTION=1] Parameter=13 [SELECTION=2] Parameter=14 [SELECTION=3] Parameter=15 [SELECTION=4] Parameter=16 [SELECTION=5] Parameter=17 [SELECTION=6] Parameter=18 [PAGE=24] CopyFrom=22 JumpAtEnd=25 VideoRange=5530-6289 [SELECTION=1] Parameter=19 [SELECTION=2] Parameter=20 [SELECTION=3] Parameter=21 [SELECTION=4] Parameter=22 [SELECTION=5] Parameter=23 [SELECTION=6] Parameter=24 [PAGE=25] CopyFrom=22 JumpAtEnd=26 VideoRange=6300-7059 [SELECTION=1] Parameter=25 [SELECTION=2] Parameter=26 [SELECTION=3] Parameter=27 [SELECTION=4] Parameter=28 [SELECTION=5] Parameter=29 [SELECTION=6] Parameter=30 [PAGE=26] CopyFrom=22 JumpAtEnd=27 VideoRange=7070-7829 [SELECTION=1] Area=226,96-327,166 Parameter=31 [SELECTION=2] Area=396,96-488,166 Parameter=32 [SELECTION=3] Area=226,250-327,320 Parameter=33 [SELECTION=4] Area=396,250-488,320 Parameter=34 [SELECTION=5] Area=0,0-0,0 [SELECTION=6] Area=0,0-0,0 [PAGE=27] CopyFrom=26 JumpAtEnd=21 VideoRange=7840-8605 [SELECTION=1] Parameter=35 [SELECTION=2] Parameter=36 [SELECTION=3] Parameter=37 [SELECTION=4] Parameter=38 [PAGE=30] ; Transition to Cast&Crew BackgroundMode=1 VideoRange=0-74 VideoLoop=0 JumpAtEnd=31 SelectionAvailable=0 [PAGE=31] ; Cast&Crew Mainpage BackgroundMode=2 PictureFile=MTS_03_1.jpg SelectionAvailable=1 [SELECTION=1] Area=163,410-262,428 Action=1 Parameter=11 [SELECTION=2] Area=161,151-391,167 Action=1 Parameter=41 [SELECTION=3] Area=161,180-440,199 Action=1 Parameter=51 [SELECTION=4] Area=161,210-431,228 Action=1 Parameter=61 [SELECTION=5] Area=161,239-468,256 Action=1 Parameter=71 [SELECTION=6] Area=161,270-423,283 Action=1 Parameter=81 [SELECTION=7] Area=161,312-396,329 Action=1 Parameter=91 [SELECTION=8] Area=161,343-396,374 Action=1 Parameter=101 [PAGE=41] BackgroundMode=2 PictureFile=MTS_04_1.jpg SelectionAvailable=1 [SELECTION=1] Area=310,408-376,427 Action=1 Parameter=31 ; Back to Cast&Crew page [SELECTION=2] Area=480,408-571,426 Action=1 Parameter=+1 ; Jump to next page [PAGE=42] CopyFrom=41 PictureFile=MTS_04_2.jpg [SELECTION=1] Parameter=-1 [SELECTION=3] Area=395,407-461,427 Action=1 Parameter=31 [PAGE=43] ; Identical to previous page except for picture CopyFrom=42 PictureFile=MTS_04_3.jpg [PAGE=44] CopyFrom=42 PictureFile=MTS_04_4.jpg [PAGE=45] CopyFrom=42 PictureFile=MTS_04_5.jpg [PAGE=46] CopyFrom=42 PictureFile=MTS_04_6.jpg [PAGE=47] CopyFrom=42 PictureFile=MTS_04_7.jpg [SELECTION=2] Parameter=31 [SELECTION=3] Area=0,0-0,0 [PAGE=51] CopyFrom=41 PictureFile=MTS_05_1.jpg [PAGE=52] CopyFrom=42 PictureFile=MTS_05_2.jpg [PAGE=53] CopyFrom=42 PictureFile=MTS_05_3.jpg [PAGE=54] CopyFrom=42 PictureFile=MTS_05_4.jpg [PAGE=55] CopyFrom=42 PictureFile=MTS_05_5.jpg [PAGE=56] CopyFrom=42 PictureFile=MTS_05_6.jpg [PAGE=57] CopyFrom=47 PictureFile=MTS_05_7.jpg [PAGE=61] CopyFrom=41 PictureFile=MTS_06_1.jpg [PAGE=62] CopyFrom=42 PictureFile=MTS_06_2.jpg [PAGE=63] CopyFrom=42 PictureFile=MTS_06_3.jpg [PAGE=64] CopyFrom=47 PictureFile=MTS_06_4.jpg [PAGE=71] CopyFrom=41 PictureFile=MTS_07_1.jpg [PAGE=72] CopyFrom=42 PictureFile=MTS_07_2.jpg [PAGE=73] CopyFrom=47 PictureFile=MTS_07_3.jpg [PAGE=81] CopyFrom=41 PictureFile=MTS_08_1.jpg [PAGE=82] CopyFrom=42 PictureFile=MTS_08_2.jpg [PAGE=83] CopyFrom=42 PictureFile=MTS_08_3.jpg [PAGE=84] CopyFrom=42 PictureFile=MTS_08_4.jpg [PAGE=85] CopyFrom=47 PictureFile=MTS_08_5.jpg [PAGE=91] CopyFrom=41 PictureFile=MTS_09_1.jpg [SELECTION=1] Area=146,407-212,428 [SELECTION=2] Area=315,407-408,428 [PAGE=92] CopyFrom=42 PictureFile=MTS_09_2.jpg [PAGE=93] CopyFrom=42 PictureFile=MTS_09_3.jpg [PAGE=94] CopyFrom=42 PictureFile=MTS_09_4.jpg [PAGE=95] CopyFrom=42 PictureFile=MTS_09_5.jpg [SELECTION=1] Area=146,407-212,428 [SELECTION=2] Area=315,407-408,428 [SELECTION=3] Area=231,407-297,428 [PAGE=96] CopyFrom=42 PictureFile=MTS_09_6.jpg [PAGE=97] CopyFrom=47 PictureFile=MTS_09_7.jpg [PAGE=101] CopyFrom=41 PictureFile=MTS_10_1.jpg [SELECTION=1] Area=0,0-0,0 [SELECTION=2] Parameter=31 [SELECTION=3] ; This will start a special video Area=507,344-548,382 Action=5 Parameter=4 [PAGE=110] ; Transition to The Dreamworld BackgroundMode=1 VideoRange=150-224 VideoLoop=0 JumpAtEnd=111 SelectionAvailable=0 [PAGE=111] BackgroundMode=2 PictureFile=MTS_11_1.jpg SelectionAvailable=1 [SELECTION=1] Area=164,408-267,431 Action=1 Parameter=11 [SELECTION=2] Area=314,408-411,432 Action=1 Parameter=112 [SELECTION=3] Area=163,202-336,220 Action=5 Parameter=1 [SELECTION=4] Area=162,125-528,186 Action=4 Parameter=14 Audio commentaries|are not available|on this CD [SELECTION=5] Area=171,343-212,382 Action=5 Parameter=3 [PAGE=112] BackgroundMode=2 PictureFile=MTS_11_2.jpg SelectionAvailable=1 [SELECTION=1] Area=164,408-233,431 Action=1 Parameter=111 [SELECTION=2] Area=309,407-415,432 Action=1 Parameter=11 [SELECTION=3] Area=161,128-499,169 Action=4 Parameter=14 Audio commentaries|are not available|on this CD [SELECTION=4] Area=160,192-574,333 Action=5 Parameter=2
[Micro DVD Ini File] [MAIN] Title=South Park - Bigger, Longer and Uncut ID=C22A33B2 Delay=1 [MOVIE] Directory=Video_TS AVIName=VTS_01_1.Vob [MENU] Directory=Menu_TS Size=720,480 ; As there's no video, the size must be given in this statement StartPage=1 MenuPage=1 ChaptersPage=3 AudioName=MTS_01_0.VOB ; Background audio to increase entertainment of this picture-only menu [SPECIALS] CD=1 1=VTS_02_1.Vob Trailer 1 2=VTS_02_2.Vob Trailer 2 3=VTS_02_3.Vob Animation Technology [LANGUAGES] Directory=Audio_TS Primary=ENG English 1=FRE French File=ATS_01_1.Vob [SUBTITLES] Directory=Video_TS 1=ENG English File=VTS_01_1.SUB [CHAPTERS] 1=0 "Mountain Town" 2=7200 Asses of Fire/"Uncle Fucka" 3=10584 "Wendy's Song" 4=12864 Fragile little minds 5=18672 World news 6=21338 "It's easy, mmmkay!" 7=24912 "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!" 8=29064 Heaven and Hell 9=31176 "Blame Canada" 10=33792 Partners in evil 11=43248 "Kyle's mom's a bitch" 12=47112 The V-chip 13=49152 The march of war 14=50496 "What would Brian Boitano do?" 15=54792 The seventh sign 16=60504 "Up there" 17=64488 "La Resistance" 18=73920 Saddam is from Mars, Satan is from Venus 19=75504 The mole 20=78024 "I can change" 21=81144 The USO show 22=88176 "I'm super" 23=93984 Throw the switch 24=100872 Blood of the innocent 25=105936 Kenny's wish/"Mountain Town" (reprise) 26=110184 Credit [PAGE=1] ; Main Menu Page BackgroundMode=2 PictureFile=Mts_01_1.jpg SelectionAvailable=1 PictureDuration=10 ; This causes the first chapters page to be activated automatically JumpAtEnd=11 ; after 10 seconds (kind of slideshow) [SELECTION=1] ; Go to chapters page Area=346,280-460,390 Action=1 Parameter=11 [SELECTION=2] ; Specials page was missing, so choose specials with the chapters button Area=222,292-340,386 Action=4 Parameter=14 Please choose|the desired|special feature|using the|CHAPTERS button [SELECTION=3] ; Go to audio/subtitle setup page Area=359,176-463,271 Action=1 Parameter=30 [SELECTION=4] ; Run movie Area=233,190-346,274 Action=2 [PAGE=11] ; Chapters page 1 BackgroundMode=2 PictureFile=Mts_03_1.jpg SelectionAvailable=1 PictureDuration=5 ; After 5 seconds jump to next chapters page (kind of slideshow) JumpAtEnd=+1 [SELECTION=1] ; Selections 1-13 select the chapters pages Area=181,357-212,380 Action=1 Parameter=11 [SELECTION=2] Area=226,357-257,380 Action=1 Parameter=12 [SELECTION=3] Area=275,357-306,380 Action=1 Parameter=13 [SELECTION=4] Area=322,356-353,379 Action=1 Parameter=14 [SELECTION=5] Area=366,357-407,378 Action=1 Parameter=15 [SELECTION=6] Area=423,357-473,378 Action=1 Parameter=16 [SELECTION=7] Area=489,358-539,379 Action=1 Parameter=17 [SELECTION=8] Area=162,385-212,406 Action=1 Parameter=18 [SELECTION=9] Area=226,385-276,406 Action=1 Parameter=19 [SELECTION=10] Area=290,385-343,405 Action=1 Parameter=20 [SELECTION=11] Area=361,386-414,406 Action=1 Parameter=21 [SELECTION=12] Area=432,385-485,405 Action=1 Parameter=22 [SELECTION=13] Area=504,386-557,406 Action=1 Parameter=23 [SELECTION=20] ; Jump back to main menu Area=318,413-419,435 Action=1 Parameter=1 [SELECTION=31] ; Start movie at chapter 1 (there are only 2 chapters per page here) Area=209,189-354,295 Action=3 Parameter=1 [SELECTION=32] Area=361,187-506,293 Action=3 Parameter=2 [PAGE=12] CopyFrom=11 PictureFile=Mts_03_2.jpg [SELECTION=31] Parameter=3 [SELECTION=32] Parameter=4 [PAGE=13] CopyFrom=11 PictureFile=Mts_03_3.jpg [SELECTION=31] Parameter=5 [SELECTION=32] Parameter=6 [PAGE=14] CopyFrom=11 PictureFile=Mts_03_4.jpg [SELECTION=31] Parameter=7 [SELECTION=32] Parameter=8 [PAGE=15] CopyFrom=11 PictureFile=Mts_03_5.jpg [SELECTION=31] Parameter=9 [SELECTION=32] Parameter=10 [PAGE=16] CopyFrom=11 PictureFile=Mts_03_6.jpg [SELECTION=31] Parameter=11 [SELECTION=32] Parameter=12 [PAGE=17] CopyFrom=11 PictureFile=Mts_03_7.jpg [SELECTION=31] Parameter=13 [SELECTION=32] Parameter=14 [PAGE=18] CopyFrom=11 PictureFile=Mts_03_8.jpg [SELECTION=31] Parameter=15 [SELECTION=32] Parameter=16 [PAGE=19] CopyFrom=11 PictureFile=Mts_03_9.jpg [SELECTION=31] Parameter=17 [SELECTION=32] Parameter=18 [PAGE=20] CopyFrom=11 PictureFile=Mts_03_10.jpg [SELECTION=31] Parameter=19 [SELECTION=32] Parameter=20 [PAGE=21] CopyFrom=11 PictureFile=Mts_03_11.jpg [SELECTION=31] Parameter=21 [SELECTION=32] Parameter=22 [PAGE=22] CopyFrom=11 PictureFile=Mts_03_12.jpg [SELECTION=31] Parameter=23 [SELECTION=32] Parameter=24 [PAGE=23] CopyFrom=11 PictureFile=Mts_03_13.jpg JumpAtEnd=1 [SELECTION=31] Parameter=25 [SELECTION=32] Parameter=26 [PAGE=30] ; Language+Subtitle setup page BackgroundMode=2 PictureFile=Mts_02_1.jpg SelectionAvailable=1 [SELECTION=1] ; Set default language Area=385,178-566,194 Action=6 Parameter=0 [SELECTION=2] ; Set language 1 (French) Area=442,203-510,224 Action=6 Parameter=1 [SELECTION=3] ; Set subtitle 1 (English) Area=390,258-578,302 Action=7 Parameter=1 [SELECTION=4] ; Back to main page Area=435,339-536,361 Action=1 Parameter=1 [SELECTION=5] ; Turn off subtitles Area=454,306-514,328 Action=7 Parameter=0
{98}{296}[ Orchestra: Pastoral ] {604}{767}[ Birds Twittering ] {814}{}There's a bunch of birds {889}{}ln the sky {959}{}And some deers {1005}{1079}Just went running by {1097}{}Oh, the snow's|pure and white {1169}{}On the earth|rich and brown {1279}{}Just another|Sunday morning {1359}{}ln my quiet {1411}{1487}Mountain town {1546}{}- [ Groans ]|- The sun is shining|and the grass is green {1619}{}Under the three feet|of snow, I mean {1673}{}This is a day when it's hard|to wear a frown {1761}{}All the happy people|stop to say hello {1814}{}- Get out of my way!|- Even though the temperature's low {1885}{}It's a perfect|Sunday morning {1924}{}ln my quiet|little mountain town {2001}{}Well, good morning, Stan. {2033}{}- Mom, can I have eight dollars|to see a movie?|- A movie? {2093}{}Yeah. It's gonna be the best movie ever.|It's a foreign film from Canada. {2168}{}All right.|But be back for supper. {2220}{}Thanks, Mom. {2254}{}Oh, what|a picture-perfect child {2313}{}Just like Jesus|he's tender and mild {2368}{}He'd wear a smile|while he wore a thorny crown {2458}{}What an angel with|a heart so sweet and sure {2526}{}And a mind|so open and pure {2578}{2688}Thank god we live in this|quiet redneck mountain town! {2692}{2728}Dude!|Dude, wake up! {2810}{}[ Stan ]|Kenny, come on! {2850}{2870}[ Muffled ]|Coming! {2895}{}The Terrance and Phillip movie is out.|You wanna come? {2951}{}- [ Muffled ] Sure. Let's go!|- Where do you think you're goin'? {3023}{}- [ Muffled Reply ]|- You can't. You have to go to church. {3100}{}- [ Whining ]|- [ Mother ] Well, fine. {3143}{}Go ahead and miss church. {3182}{}Then when you die and go to hell,|you can answer to Satan! {3278}{}[ Muffled ]|Okay! {3314}{}You can see your breath|hanging in the air {3368}{}You see homeless people|but you just don't care {3418}{}It's a sea of smiles in which|we'd be glad to drown {3510}{}[ Muffled Singing ] {3619}{}That's right!|It's Sunday morning {3661}{}[ Choir Joins ln ]|ln our quiet, little {3695}{}White-bread|redneck mountain town {3767}{}Ba-ba-ba-ba-bah! {3798}{}- Ready, lke? Kick the baby!|- Don't kick the baby. {3870}{}- Kick the baby!|- [ lke Shrieks, Giggles ] {3931}{}lke! You broke another window! {3991}{}That's a bad baby!|Bad baby! {4048}{}Kyle, we're going to|the Terrance and Phillip movie. {4112}{}- Oh, my God, dude!|- Kyle! Where are you going? {4180}{}Uh, ice skating. {4215}{}Well, take your|little brother with you. {4257}{}- He's not even my real brother.|He's adopted.|- Do as I say, Kyle! {4334}{}Okay, okay, I'm sorry. {4416}{}Look at those frail|and fragile boys {4466}{}lt really gets me down {4524}{}The world|is such a rotten place {4580}{}And city life's|a complete disgrace {4628}{}That's why I moved to|this redneck, meshugeneh {4691}{}Quiet mountain {4745}{}Town {4829}{}- Ike! Bad baby!|- [ Murmurs ] {4887}{}[ TV Announcer ] This program|is brought to you by Snacky Smores... {4929}{}- the creamy fun of Smores|in a delightful cookie crunch.|- [ Doorbell Rings ] {4987}{}Mom! Somebody's at the door! {5030}{}- Coming, hon.|- Aah! I can't see the TV! {5090}{}It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein|was killed by a pack of wild boars... {5171}{}and the world is still glad|to be rid of him. {5218}{}Oh, look, Eric.|It's your little friends. {5268}{}- Cartman!|- What are you guys doing here? {5338}{}Oh, sweet, dude!|Yes! Yes! {5412}{}Off to the movies|we shall go {5478}{}Where we learn everything|that we know {5539}{}'Cause the movies teach us {5571}{}What our parents|don't have time to say {5640}{}And this movie's gonna|make our lives complete {5709}{}'Cause Terrance and Phillip {5746}{}- Are sweet|- Super sweet! {5783}{}Thank God we live|in the quiet {5837}{}- Little, redneck podunk, white-trash|-Whoo-whoo! {5907}{}U... S... {5963}{}A {6027}{6101}Can I have five tickets to Terrance|and Phillip's Asses of Fire, please?