Micro DVD Player
Version 0.9 Beta 7

Example INI- and SUB Files

To help you understand the format and function of INI and SUB (MDVDP Format) files, here are some examples for you!


Simple subtitle INI file

You can use this INI file structure if you only quickly want to display a subtitle file together with a video file and do not need/want further stuff like Nav Menu, Chapters, Multilanguage etc. The following text is meant for Copy+Paste to your INI file!

[Micro DVD Ini File]

; You can remove all comments (text after a semicolon) if you want!

; Put your video and subtitle file, plus this INI file, in the same directory
; and run the player with the INI file as parameter (MDVDP.EXE TEST.INI e.g.)

; Or run the player, go to MDVD mode, go to Config screen, choose "Run Movie
; from Directory" and choose your INI file.

[MAIN]
Title=The Matrix      ; Your video title goes here

[MOVIE]
Directory=.           ; Means the video file is looked for in the same directory
                      ; as the INI file
AVIName=Filename.Ext  ; Put your video filename here

[SUBTITLES]
Directory=.           ; Means the subtitle file is looked for in the same directory
                      ; as the INI file
1=ENG English         ; Put short and long form of language here
File=Filename.Ext     ; Put your Subtitle file name here
Format=1              ; Put 0 here for MDVDP format, 1 for SubViewer format
Lines=3               ; Put maximum number of lines occuring in subtitles here


Real-life example INI file from "The Matrix"

[Micro DVD Ini File]

[MAIN]
Title=The Matrix
ID=9918D4AE
CDNumber=1

[MOVIE]
Directory=Video_TS
AVIName=VTS_01_1.VOB

[MENU]
Directory=Menu_TS
AVIName=MTS_01_1.VOB
StartPage=1
MenuPage=2
ChaptersPage=21
SpecialsPage=11

[SPECIALS]
CD=2
1=VTS_02_1.VOB Making the Matrix
2=VTS_02_2.VOB Follow the White Rabbit
3=VTS_02_3.VOB What is Bullet Time
4=VTS_02_4.VOB What is The Concept

[CHAPTERS]
1=1008 Trinity in a jam
2=5424 Impossible Pursuit
3=9576 Follow Instructions
4=13992 The Question
5=17232 "They're coming for you"
6=24504 Unable to speak
7=31008 Getting the bug out
8=36984 Morpheus' proposal
9=42912 Down the rabbit hole
10=46656 Slimy rebirth
11=52728 Nebuchadnezzar's crew
12=56688 The real world
13=63864 The search is over
14=67056 Training begins
15=70824 Morpheus/Neo matchup
16=77208 First jump
17=80040 The gatekeepers
18=84912 Running silent and deep
19=91656 Dealing for bliss
20=96576 Off to see the oracle
21=102144 There is no spoon
22=104400 Choices... and a cookie
23=111984 Glitch in the matrix
24=118536 One left behind
25=123624 Heroes unplugged
26=129336 Cypher's burnout
27=131592 Matters of belief
28=140160 Virus to be cured
29=145416 Lobby shooting spree
30=152736 Dodge this
31=154848 Gotcha
32=158112 Rooftop rescue
33=162480 Subway showdown
34=168936 "My name is Neo"
35=170928 Sentines attack
36=176160 "He is the one"
37=180888 Final connections
38=186192 End Credits

[PAGE=1]                           ; Intro Video and Begin of Main Loop
    BackgroundMode=1
    VideoRange=450-2002
    VideoLoop=0
    JumpAtEnd=2
    SelectionAvailable=1
    ProhibitSelectionBefore=1164   ; Selection not allowed before the menu is fully visible on screen
    [SELECTION=1]                  ; Go to chapters selection
        Area=336,272-533,291
        Action=1
        Parameter=20
    [SELECTION=2]                  ; Go to Special Features
        Area=336,308-532,327
        Action=1
        Parameter=10
    [SELECTION=3]                  ; No languages and subtitles available: display a message
        Area=336,343-446,360
        Action=4
        Parameter=Multiple audio tracks|and subtitles are not|available on this CD.
    [SELECTION=6]                  ; Start movie
        Area=336,379-453,397
        Action=2
        
[PAGE=2]                       ; Main Menu Loop, same selections as page 1, but looping video
    CopyFrom=1
    BackgroundMode=1
    VideoRange=2015-3083
    VideoLoop=1
    JumpAtEnd=0
    SelectionAvailable=1
    
    
    
[PAGE=10]                       ; Transition to "Special Features"
    BackgroundMode=1
    VideoRange=8612-8679
    VideoLoop=0
    JumpAtEnd=11
    SelectionAvailable=0        ; No selection, plays once and jumps to another page then
    
[PAGE=11]                       ; Special Features
    BackgroundMode=2            ; A still picture this time
    PictureFile=MTS_02_1.jpg
    SelectionAvailable=1
    [SELECTION=1]               ; Back to Main Menu
        Area=176,410-275,427
        Action=1
        Parameter=2
    [SELECTION=2]               ; Go to Cast&Crew page
        Area=174,309-301,328
        Action=1
        Parameter=30
    [SELECTION=3]               ; Go to Dreamworld page
        Area=174,357-350,375
        Action=1
        Parameter=110
        
        
[PAGE=20]                       ; Transition to Chapters Selection
    BackgroundMode=1
    VideoRange=3097-3154
    VideoLoop=0
    JumpAtEnd=21
    SelectionAvailable=0
    
[PAGE=21]                       ; Chapters Page 1
    BackgroundMode=1
    VideoRange=3217-3946
    VideoLoop=0
    JumpAtEnd=22
    SelectionAvailable=1
    [SELECTION=1]               ; Start movie at chapter 1
        Area=166,96-260,166
        Action=3
        Parameter=1
    [SELECTION=2]               ; Start at chapter 2, and so on
        Area=313,96-410,166
        Action=3
        Parameter=2
    [SELECTION=3]
        Area=458,96-557,166
        Action=3
        Parameter=3
    [SELECTION=4]
        Area=168,250-257,320
        Action=3
        Parameter=4
    [SELECTION=5]
        Area=319,248-407,319
        Action=3
        Parameter=5
    [SELECTION=6]
        Area=464,252-551,318
        Action=3
        Parameter=6
    [SELECTION=11]               ; Start movie at beginning
        Area=162,408-263,430
        Action=2
    [SELECTION=12]               ; Back to main menu
        Area=309,409-411,430
        Action=1
        Parameter=2
    [SELECTION=13]               ; Start chapter 38 (end credits)
        Area=456,409-556,430
        Action=3
        Parameter=38
    [SELECTION=21]               ; Selections 21-27 choose the 7 chapters pages 21-27
        Area=191,384-206,396
        Action=1
        Parameter=21
    [SELECTION=22]
        Area=237,384-255,396
        Action=1
        Parameter=22
    [SELECTION=23]
        Area=285,382-310,395
        Action=1
        Parameter=23
    [SELECTION=24]
        Area=339,382-366,395
        Action=1
        Parameter=24
    [SELECTION=25]
        Area=397,383-425,394
        Action=1
        Parameter=25
    [SELECTION=26]
        Area=454,382-479,394
        Action=1
        Parameter=26
    [SELECTION=27]
        Area=506,384-532,396
        Action=1
        Parameter=27
        
[PAGE=22]                        ; Chapters pages 2-7 are mainly the same as 21, just      
    CopyFrom=21                  ; partially differen selection areas, and other chapters of course
    JumpAtEnd=23
    VideoRange=3990-4749
    [SELECTION=11]
        Area=0,0-0,0             ; Set area to 0,0-0,0 to disable a previously defined and copied selection!
    [SELECTION=13]
        Area=0,0-0,0
    [SELECTION=1]
        Parameter=7
    [SELECTION=2]
        Parameter=8
    [SELECTION=3]
        Parameter=9
    [SELECTION=4]
        Parameter=10
    [SELECTION=5]
        Parameter=11
    [SELECTION=6]
        Parameter=12
        
[PAGE=23]
    CopyFrom=22
    JumpAtEnd=24
    VideoRange=4760-5519
    [SELECTION=1]
        Parameter=13
    [SELECTION=2]
        Parameter=14
    [SELECTION=3]
        Parameter=15
    [SELECTION=4]
        Parameter=16
    [SELECTION=5]
        Parameter=17
    [SELECTION=6]
        Parameter=18
        
[PAGE=24]
    CopyFrom=22
    JumpAtEnd=25
    VideoRange=5530-6289
    [SELECTION=1]
        Parameter=19
    [SELECTION=2]
        Parameter=20
    [SELECTION=3]
        Parameter=21
    [SELECTION=4]
        Parameter=22
    [SELECTION=5]
        Parameter=23
    [SELECTION=6]
        Parameter=24
        
[PAGE=25]
    CopyFrom=22
    JumpAtEnd=26
    VideoRange=6300-7059
    [SELECTION=1]
        Parameter=25
    [SELECTION=2]
        Parameter=26
    [SELECTION=3]
        Parameter=27
    [SELECTION=4]
        Parameter=28
    [SELECTION=5]
        Parameter=29
    [SELECTION=6]
        Parameter=30
        
[PAGE=26]
    CopyFrom=22
    JumpAtEnd=27
    VideoRange=7070-7829
    [SELECTION=1]
        Area=226,96-327,166
        Parameter=31
    [SELECTION=2]
        Area=396,96-488,166
        Parameter=32
    [SELECTION=3]
        Area=226,250-327,320
        Parameter=33
    [SELECTION=4]
        Area=396,250-488,320
        Parameter=34
    [SELECTION=5]
        Area=0,0-0,0
    [SELECTION=6]
        Area=0,0-0,0
        
[PAGE=27]
    CopyFrom=26
    JumpAtEnd=21
    VideoRange=7840-8605
    [SELECTION=1]
        Parameter=35
    [SELECTION=2]
        Parameter=36
    [SELECTION=3]
        Parameter=37
    [SELECTION=4]
        Parameter=38
        
        
[PAGE=30]                        ; Transition to Cast&Crew
    BackgroundMode=1
    VideoRange=0-74
    VideoLoop=0
    JumpAtEnd=31
    SelectionAvailable=0
    
[PAGE=31]                        ; Cast&Crew Mainpage
    BackgroundMode=2
    PictureFile=MTS_03_1.jpg
    SelectionAvailable=1
    [SELECTION=1]
        Area=163,410-262,428
        Action=1
        Parameter=11
    [SELECTION=2]
        Area=161,151-391,167
        Action=1
        Parameter=41
    [SELECTION=3]
        Area=161,180-440,199
        Action=1
        Parameter=51
    [SELECTION=4]
        Area=161,210-431,228
        Action=1
        Parameter=61
    [SELECTION=5]
        Area=161,239-468,256
        Action=1
        Parameter=71
    [SELECTION=6]
        Area=161,270-423,283
        Action=1
        Parameter=81
    [SELECTION=7]
        Area=161,312-396,329
        Action=1
        Parameter=91
    [SELECTION=8]
        Area=161,343-396,374
        Action=1
        Parameter=101
        
        
[PAGE=41]
    BackgroundMode=2
    PictureFile=MTS_04_1.jpg
    SelectionAvailable=1
    [SELECTION=1]
        Area=310,408-376,427
        Action=1
        Parameter=31                ; Back to Cast&Crew page
    [SELECTION=2]
        Area=480,408-571,426
        Action=1
        Parameter=+1                ; Jump to next page
        
[PAGE=42]
    CopyFrom=41
    PictureFile=MTS_04_2.jpg
    [SELECTION=1]
        Parameter=-1
    [SELECTION=3]
        Area=395,407-461,427
        Action=1
        Parameter=31
        
[PAGE=43]                           ; Identical to previous page except for picture
    CopyFrom=42
    PictureFile=MTS_04_3.jpg
        
[PAGE=44]
    CopyFrom=42
    PictureFile=MTS_04_4.jpg
        
[PAGE=45]
    CopyFrom=42
    PictureFile=MTS_04_5.jpg
        
[PAGE=46]
    CopyFrom=42
    PictureFile=MTS_04_6.jpg
        
[PAGE=47]
    CopyFrom=42
    PictureFile=MTS_04_7.jpg
    [SELECTION=2]
        Parameter=31
    [SELECTION=3]
        Area=0,0-0,0
        
        
[PAGE=51]
    CopyFrom=41
    PictureFile=MTS_05_1.jpg
        
[PAGE=52]
    CopyFrom=42
    PictureFile=MTS_05_2.jpg
        
[PAGE=53]
    CopyFrom=42
    PictureFile=MTS_05_3.jpg
        
[PAGE=54]
    CopyFrom=42
    PictureFile=MTS_05_4.jpg
        
[PAGE=55]
    CopyFrom=42
    PictureFile=MTS_05_5.jpg
        
[PAGE=56]
    CopyFrom=42
    PictureFile=MTS_05_6.jpg
        
[PAGE=57]
    CopyFrom=47
    PictureFile=MTS_05_7.jpg

        
        
[PAGE=61]
    CopyFrom=41
    PictureFile=MTS_06_1.jpg
        
[PAGE=62]
    CopyFrom=42
    PictureFile=MTS_06_2.jpg
        
[PAGE=63]
    CopyFrom=42
    PictureFile=MTS_06_3.jpg
        
[PAGE=64]
    CopyFrom=47
    PictureFile=MTS_06_4.jpg
       
        
        
[PAGE=71]
    CopyFrom=41
    PictureFile=MTS_07_1.jpg
        
[PAGE=72]
    CopyFrom=42
    PictureFile=MTS_07_2.jpg
        
[PAGE=73]
    CopyFrom=47
    PictureFile=MTS_07_3.jpg
        
        
        
[PAGE=81]
    CopyFrom=41
    PictureFile=MTS_08_1.jpg
        
[PAGE=82]
    CopyFrom=42
    PictureFile=MTS_08_2.jpg
        
[PAGE=83]
    CopyFrom=42
    PictureFile=MTS_08_3.jpg
        
[PAGE=84]
    CopyFrom=42
    PictureFile=MTS_08_4.jpg
        
[PAGE=85]
    CopyFrom=47
    PictureFile=MTS_08_5.jpg
        
        
        
[PAGE=91]
    CopyFrom=41
    PictureFile=MTS_09_1.jpg
    [SELECTION=1]
        Area=146,407-212,428
    [SELECTION=2]
        Area=315,407-408,428
        
[PAGE=92]
    CopyFrom=42
    PictureFile=MTS_09_2.jpg
        
[PAGE=93]
    CopyFrom=42
    PictureFile=MTS_09_3.jpg
        
[PAGE=94]
    CopyFrom=42
    PictureFile=MTS_09_4.jpg
        
[PAGE=95]
    CopyFrom=42
    PictureFile=MTS_09_5.jpg
    [SELECTION=1]
        Area=146,407-212,428
    [SELECTION=2]
        Area=315,407-408,428
    [SELECTION=3]
        Area=231,407-297,428
        
[PAGE=96]
    CopyFrom=42
    PictureFile=MTS_09_6.jpg
        
[PAGE=97]
    CopyFrom=47
    PictureFile=MTS_09_7.jpg
        
        
[PAGE=101]
    CopyFrom=41
    PictureFile=MTS_10_1.jpg
    [SELECTION=1]
        Area=0,0-0,0
    [SELECTION=2]
        Parameter=31
    [SELECTION=3]                        ; This will start a special video
        Area=507,344-548,382
        Action=5
        Parameter=4
        
[PAGE=110]                               ; Transition to The Dreamworld
    BackgroundMode=1
    VideoRange=150-224
    VideoLoop=0
    JumpAtEnd=111
    SelectionAvailable=0
    
[PAGE=111]
    BackgroundMode=2
    PictureFile=MTS_11_1.jpg
    SelectionAvailable=1
    [SELECTION=1]
        Area=164,408-267,431
        Action=1
        Parameter=11
    [SELECTION=2]
        Area=314,408-411,432
        Action=1
        Parameter=112
    [SELECTION=3]
        Area=163,202-336,220
        Action=5
        Parameter=1
    [SELECTION=4]
        Area=162,125-528,186
        Action=4
        Parameter=14 Audio commentaries|are not available|on this CD
    [SELECTION=5]
        Area=171,343-212,382
        Action=5
        Parameter=3
        
[PAGE=112]
    BackgroundMode=2
    PictureFile=MTS_11_2.jpg
    SelectionAvailable=1
    [SELECTION=1]
        Area=164,408-233,431
        Action=1
        Parameter=111
    [SELECTION=2]
        Area=309,407-415,432
        Action=1
        Parameter=11
    [SELECTION=3]
        Area=161,128-499,169
        Action=4
        Parameter=14 Audio commentaries|are not available|on this CD
    [SELECTION=4]
        Area=160,192-574,333
        Action=5
        Parameter=2


Real-life example INI file from "South Park"

[Micro DVD Ini File]

[MAIN]
Title=South Park - Bigger, Longer and Uncut
ID=C22A33B2
Delay=1

[MOVIE]
Directory=Video_TS
AVIName=VTS_01_1.Vob

[MENU]
Directory=Menu_TS
Size=720,480                           ; As there's no video, the size must be given in this statement
StartPage=1
MenuPage=1
ChaptersPage=3
AudioName=MTS_01_0.VOB                 ; Background audio to increase entertainment of this picture-only menu

[SPECIALS]
CD=1
1=VTS_02_1.Vob Trailer 1
2=VTS_02_2.Vob Trailer 2
3=VTS_02_3.Vob Animation Technology

[LANGUAGES]
Directory=Audio_TS
Primary=ENG English
1=FRE French
File=ATS_01_1.Vob

[SUBTITLES]
Directory=Video_TS
1=ENG English
File=VTS_01_1.SUB

[CHAPTERS]
1=0 "Mountain Town"
2=7200 Asses of Fire/"Uncle Fucka"
3=10584 "Wendy's Song"
4=12864 Fragile little minds
5=18672 World news
6=21338 "It's easy, mmmkay!"
7=24912 "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!"
8=29064 Heaven and Hell
9=31176 "Blame Canada"
10=33792 Partners in evil
11=43248 "Kyle's mom's a bitch"
12=47112 The V-chip
13=49152 The march of war
14=50496 "What would Brian Boitano do?"
15=54792 The seventh sign
16=60504 "Up there"
17=64488 "La Resistance"
18=73920 Saddam is from Mars, Satan is from Venus
19=75504 The mole
20=78024 "I can change"
21=81144 The USO show
22=88176 "I'm super"
23=93984 Throw the switch
24=100872 Blood of the innocent
25=105936 Kenny's wish/"Mountain Town" (reprise)
26=110184 Credit

[PAGE=1]                        ; Main Menu Page
    BackgroundMode=2
    PictureFile=Mts_01_1.jpg
    SelectionAvailable=1
    PictureDuration=10          ; This causes the first chapters page to be activated automatically
    JumpAtEnd=11                ; after 10 seconds (kind of slideshow)
    [SELECTION=1]               ; Go to chapters page
        Area=346,280-460,390
        Action=1
        Parameter=11
    [SELECTION=2]               ; Specials page was missing, so choose specials with the chapters button
        Area=222,292-340,386
        Action=4
        Parameter=14 Please choose|the desired|special feature|using the|CHAPTERS button
    [SELECTION=3]               ; Go to audio/subtitle setup page
        Area=359,176-463,271
        Action=1
        Parameter=30
    [SELECTION=4]               ; Run movie
        Area=233,190-346,274
        Action=2
        
[PAGE=11]                       ; Chapters page 1
    BackgroundMode=2
    PictureFile=Mts_03_1.jpg
    SelectionAvailable=1
    PictureDuration=5           ; After 5 seconds jump to next chapters page (kind of slideshow)
    JumpAtEnd=+1
    [SELECTION=1]               ; Selections 1-13 select the chapters pages
        Area=181,357-212,380
        Action=1
        Parameter=11
    [SELECTION=2]
        Area=226,357-257,380
        Action=1
        Parameter=12
    [SELECTION=3]
        Area=275,357-306,380
        Action=1
        Parameter=13
    [SELECTION=4]
        Area=322,356-353,379
        Action=1
        Parameter=14
    [SELECTION=5]
        Area=366,357-407,378
        Action=1
        Parameter=15
    [SELECTION=6]
        Area=423,357-473,378
        Action=1
        Parameter=16
    [SELECTION=7]
        Area=489,358-539,379
        Action=1
        Parameter=17
    [SELECTION=8]
        Area=162,385-212,406
        Action=1
        Parameter=18
    [SELECTION=9]
        Area=226,385-276,406
        Action=1
        Parameter=19
    [SELECTION=10]
        Area=290,385-343,405
        Action=1
        Parameter=20
    [SELECTION=11]
        Area=361,386-414,406
        Action=1
        Parameter=21
    [SELECTION=12]
        Area=432,385-485,405
        Action=1
        Parameter=22
    [SELECTION=13]
        Area=504,386-557,406
        Action=1
        Parameter=23
    [SELECTION=20]              ; Jump back to main menu  
        Area=318,413-419,435
        Action=1
        Parameter=1
    [SELECTION=31]              ; Start movie at chapter 1 (there are only 2 chapters per page here)
        Area=209,189-354,295
        Action=3
        Parameter=1
    [SELECTION=32]
        Area=361,187-506,293
        Action=3
        Parameter=2
        
[PAGE=12]
    CopyFrom=11
    PictureFile=Mts_03_2.jpg
    [SELECTION=31]
        Parameter=3
    [SELECTION=32]
        Parameter=4
[PAGE=13]
    CopyFrom=11
    PictureFile=Mts_03_3.jpg
    [SELECTION=31]
        Parameter=5
    [SELECTION=32]
        Parameter=6
[PAGE=14]
    CopyFrom=11
    PictureFile=Mts_03_4.jpg
    [SELECTION=31]
        Parameter=7
    [SELECTION=32]
        Parameter=8
[PAGE=15]
    CopyFrom=11
    PictureFile=Mts_03_5.jpg
    [SELECTION=31]
        Parameter=9
    [SELECTION=32]
        Parameter=10
[PAGE=16]
    CopyFrom=11
    PictureFile=Mts_03_6.jpg
    [SELECTION=31]
        Parameter=11
    [SELECTION=32]
        Parameter=12
[PAGE=17]
    CopyFrom=11
    PictureFile=Mts_03_7.jpg
    [SELECTION=31]
        Parameter=13
    [SELECTION=32]
        Parameter=14
[PAGE=18]
    CopyFrom=11
    PictureFile=Mts_03_8.jpg
    [SELECTION=31]
        Parameter=15
    [SELECTION=32]
        Parameter=16
[PAGE=19]
    CopyFrom=11
    PictureFile=Mts_03_9.jpg
    [SELECTION=31]
        Parameter=17
    [SELECTION=32]
        Parameter=18
[PAGE=20]
    CopyFrom=11
    PictureFile=Mts_03_10.jpg
    [SELECTION=31]
        Parameter=19
    [SELECTION=32]
        Parameter=20
[PAGE=21]
    CopyFrom=11
    PictureFile=Mts_03_11.jpg
    [SELECTION=31]
        Parameter=21
    [SELECTION=32]
        Parameter=22
[PAGE=22]
    CopyFrom=11
    PictureFile=Mts_03_12.jpg
    [SELECTION=31]
        Parameter=23
    [SELECTION=32]
        Parameter=24
[PAGE=23]
    CopyFrom=11
    PictureFile=Mts_03_13.jpg
    JumpAtEnd=1
    [SELECTION=31]
        Parameter=25
    [SELECTION=32]
        Parameter=26
        
[PAGE=30]                       ; Language+Subtitle setup page
    BackgroundMode=2
    PictureFile=Mts_02_1.jpg
    SelectionAvailable=1
    [SELECTION=1]               ; Set default language
        Area=385,178-566,194
        Action=6
        Parameter=0
    [SELECTION=2]               ; Set language 1 (French)
        Area=442,203-510,224
        Action=6
        Parameter=1
    [SELECTION=3]               ; Set subtitle 1 (English)
        Area=390,258-578,302
        Action=7
        Parameter=1
    [SELECTION=4]               ; Back to main page
        Area=435,339-536,361
        Action=1
        Parameter=1
    [SELECTION=5]               ; Turn off subtitles
        Area=454,306-514,328
        Action=7
        Parameter=0


Excerpt from the "South Park" subtitles file

{98}{296}[ Orchestra: Pastoral ]
{604}{767}[ Birds Twittering ]
{814}{}There's a bunch of birds
{889}{}ln the sky
{959}{}And some deers
{1005}{1079}Just went running by
{1097}{}Oh, the snow's|pure and white
{1169}{}On the earth|rich and brown
{1279}{}Just another|Sunday morning
{1359}{}ln my quiet
{1411}{1487}Mountain town
{1546}{}- [ Groans ]|-  The sun is shining|and the grass is green
{1619}{}Under the three feet|of snow, I mean
{1673}{}This is a day when it's hard|to wear a frown
{1761}{}All the happy people|stop to say hello
{1814}{}- Get out of my way!|-  Even though the temperature's low
{1885}{}It's a perfect|Sunday morning
{1924}{}ln my quiet|little mountain town
{2001}{}Well, good morning, Stan.
{2033}{}- Mom, can I have eight dollars|to see a movie?|- A movie?
{2093}{}Yeah. It's gonna be the best movie ever.|It's a foreign film from Canada.
{2168}{}All right.|But be back for supper.
{2220}{}Thanks, Mom.
{2254}{}Oh, what|a picture-perfect child
{2313}{}Just like Jesus|he's tender and mild
{2368}{}He'd wear a smile|while he wore a thorny crown
{2458}{}What an angel with|a heart so sweet and sure
{2526}{}And a mind|so open and pure
{2578}{2688}Thank god we live in this|quiet redneck mountain town!
{2692}{2728}Dude!|Dude, wake up!
{2810}{}[ Stan ]|Kenny, come on!
{2850}{2870}[ Muffled ]|Coming!
{2895}{}The Terrance and Phillip movie is out.|You wanna come?
{2951}{}- [ Muffled ] Sure. Let's go!|- Where do you think you're goin'?
{3023}{}- [ Muffled Reply ]|- You can't. You have to go to church.
{3100}{}- [ Whining ]|- [ Mother ] Well, fine.
{3143}{}Go ahead and miss church.
{3182}{}Then when you die and go to hell,|you can answer to Satan!
{3278}{}[ Muffled ]|Okay!
{3314}{}You can see your breath|hanging in the air
{3368}{}You see homeless people|but you just don't care
{3418}{}It's a sea of smiles in which|we'd be glad to drown
{3510}{}[ Muffled Singing ]
{3619}{}That's right!|It's Sunday morning
{3661}{}[ Choir Joins ln ]|ln our quiet, little
{3695}{}White-bread|redneck mountain town
{3767}{}Ba-ba-ba-ba-bah!
{3798}{}- Ready, lke? Kick the baby!|- Don't kick the baby.
{3870}{}- Kick the baby!|- [ lke Shrieks, Giggles ]
{3931}{}lke! You broke another window!
{3991}{}That's a bad baby!|Bad baby!
{4048}{}Kyle, we're going to|the Terrance and Phillip movie.
{4112}{}- Oh, my God, dude!|- Kyle! Where are you going?
{4180}{}Uh, ice skating.
{4215}{}Well, take your|little brother with you.
{4257}{}- He's not even my real brother.|He's adopted.|- Do as I say, Kyle!
{4334}{}Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
{4416}{}Look at those frail|and fragile boys
{4466}{}lt really gets me down
{4524}{}The world|is such a rotten place
{4580}{}And city life's|a complete disgrace
{4628}{}That's why I moved to|this redneck, meshugeneh
{4691}{}Quiet mountain
{4745}{}Town
{4829}{}- Ike! Bad baby!|- [ Murmurs ]
{4887}{}[ TV Announcer ] This program|is brought to you by Snacky Smores...
{4929}{}- the creamy fun of Smores|in a delightful cookie crunch.|- [ Doorbell Rings ]
{4987}{}Mom! Somebody's at the door!
{5030}{}- Coming, hon.|- Aah! I can't see the TV!
{5090}{}It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein|was killed by a pack of wild boars...
{5171}{}and the world is still glad|to be rid of him.
{5218}{}Oh, look, Eric.|It's your little friends.
{5268}{}- Cartman!|- What are you guys doing here?
{5338}{}Oh, sweet, dude!|Yes! Yes!
{5412}{}Off to the movies|we shall go
{5478}{}Where we learn everything|that we know
{5539}{}'Cause the movies teach us
{5571}{}What our parents|don't have time to say
{5640}{}And this movie's gonna|make our lives complete
{5709}{}'Cause Terrance and Phillip
{5746}{}-  Are sweet|- Super sweet!
{5783}{}Thank God we live|in the quiet
{5837}{}- Little, redneck podunk, white-trash|-Whoo-whoo!
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{6027}{6101}Can I have five tickets to Terrance|and Phillip's Asses of Fire, please?